"I dunno Al, anyone you’d like to b-… bre-…"

"Break in? Did you nearly say that?"

"Break- no, no. I did not nearly say that."

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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
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milesmonkey:

whatever-balaclava:

milesmonkey:

I still find it hilarious that there’s an actual comb in AM merch. 

can u send a pic of it?

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